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I think I broke Harry Potter


So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.


In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.


Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

ive been playing some of the bicycle anime boys in sims and naruko going from a teen to adult is literally “i went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you”

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imaizumi nd midousuji having an alyssa&coco style rivalry like “i won miss gay japan but they stripped me of the title because there was a viral video of me picking worms out of the dirt and eating them so they gave it to imaizumi lol hes so bitter hes a runner up”


yowapeda/drsg race cross over

maki n onoda are serving FISH FISH FISH but neither of them can land a joke, tadokoro n naruko are funny as shit but they’re kinda busted and Kinjou n Imaizumi are ALL ROUNDERS (kinjou kind of by accident he doesnt realise how funny dead pan drag magician is)

Midousuji no body knows how the fuck he got in there (WHEN IN DOUBT FREAM EM OUT??) and sugimoto is obviously the best drag queen there is literally so experienced amazing (eliminated week 1)

ringling has something called “natural high day” where they have blow up obstacle courses and human bowling and it was fun :3 shelby lost brilliantly at a pokemon drawing contest and i shames myself in a pie eating contest since as soon as i took a bite i realised WAIT I HATE SUGARY THINGS THIS IS HORRIBLY

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I got an email from Tumblr this morning saying that this blog is 2 years old today, so I did a redraw of my first piece on it.
edit: i couldnt stand the most glaring errors and have made an attempt at fixing them.


I got an email from Tumblr this morning saying that this blog is 2 years old today, so I did a redraw of my first piece on it.

edit: i couldnt stand the most glaring errors and have made an attempt at fixing them.


Carmen needs to be the first trans VictoriaSecret model though, really.


harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like


no not again